- I'm fucking studying for my midterm. - Fuck me, I'm ready for my camshot

You're so fucked up — you'd better shut your mouth with your dick and moan

I don't have to cook for you, but I do give you on a schedule

Giving it to my pussy to keep quiet about my masturbation is genius

Sweetie, you forgot about the eggs — take them in your hand and kick them

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one

And if I show you my boobs, will you get off these stupid streams?

Almost blew me off on the first date, but the situation was saved by sex

Slutty wife invited her neighbor into the bedroom and took hold of his dick

Honey, I googled how to come from a massage. Why don't we give it a shot?

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

Neighbor, are your pipes okay? Can I check it myself?